Star-Crossed Slander
Star-Crossed Slander
3-piece vicious mockery-style dice set
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Description
You never know when you're going to need a good insult. That's where this set of dice comes in.
"Get out of my way, you puking, hell-hated coxcomb!"
"Don't you dare hurt my friend, you yeasty, reeling-ripe lout!"
"Why you goatish, clay-brained foot-licker... draw your sword and prepare to die!"
Unleash celestial insults with the Star-Crossed Slander set. Each roll conjures Shakespearean mockery amidst a galaxy of dark blue, purple, and pink hues, accented with gold astrological symbols. They're perfect for starry nights and cutting remarks!
About this Set
- This set is based on the Shakespearean Insult Generator (reputed to have been created by an unknown MIT student decades ago).
- This set consists of three 25mm (1in) rhombic d12s. Two of the dice offer adjectives, and the third, nouns, so that when you read them in the right order, you have a fully-formed insult.
- While none of the phrases are obviously vulgar, William Shakespeare is known for his somewhat raunchy sense of humor. In creating these dice, I tried to take a moderate approach. Think of them as family-friendlyISH.
- These dice are handmade, which means they are molded, cast, polished, and inked by hand, one face at a time. While some mold marks or imperfections may be present, these dice should bring giggles and guffaws to your table for many years to come.
