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The Rose Has Thorns

The Rose Has Thorns

3-piece Vicious Mockery-style dice set

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Description

This trio of Shakespearean insult dice may look delicate, patterned with black lace and gilded in gold—but don’t be fooled. Each roll delivers a fully formed barb worthy of the Bard himself. With two shades of gold to guide your reading, you’ll bloom with eloquence… and leave a sting behind.

About this Set

  • This set is based on the Shakespearean Insult Generator (reputed to have been created by an unknown MIT student decades ago).
  • This set consists of three over-sized (25mm) rhombic d12s. Two of the dice offer adjectives, and the third, nouns, so that when you read them in the right order, you have a fully-formed insult. 
  • While none of the phrases are obviously vulgar, William Shakespeare is known for his somewhat raunchy sense of humor. In creating these dice, I tried to take a moderate approach. Think of them as family-friendlyISH.
  • These dice are handmade, which means they are molded, cast, polished, and inked by hand, one face at a time. While some mold marks or imperfections may be present, these dice should bring giggles and guffaws to your table for many years to come.

 Notable Quirks

None.

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